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  🔬 SCIENCE (25 Facts) Bananas Are Radioactive  – They contain potassium-40, a naturally occurring isotope. Octopuses Have Three Hearts  – Two pump blood to the gills, one to the body. Water Can Boil and Freeze at the Same Time  – It's called the triple point. The Human Body Glows  – Bioluminescence is real, but it's 1,000 times weaker than the eye can see. Sunsets on Mars Are Blue  – Dust particles scatter sunlight differently than on Earth. Ants Don’t Sleep  – They rest in cycles but don’t experience sleep like humans. DNA Could Stretch to Pluto and Back  – One person’s DNA could span 10 billion miles if uncoiled. You Can Fit All the Planets Between Earth and the Moon  – With room to spare! Sharks Are Older Than Trees  – Sharks evolved 400 million years ago; trees, only 350 million. The Eiffel Tower Grows in Summer  – Metal expands, making it up to 6 inches taller. Your Stomach Lining Renews Every Few Days  – To avoid digest...

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  🧠📚  "Final Exam Ko Faujdar" ( A Nepali student’s war against the exam system ) Exam Hall, Morning 7:00 AM Teacher:  "Answer sheet distribute गर्‍यो है! Everyone silent!" Me (confidently):  “यो साल पक्का distinction आउने छ!” (खल्तीमा लुकाएको cheat-note touch गर्दै मनमनै जय सरस्वती भन्न थालेको!) 7:15 AM – Question Paper खुल्यो... Question 1:  “Explain Newton's 3rd Law with real-life example.” Me:   “Newton...? त्यो facebook मा motivational quote लेख्ने मान्छे हो?” 7:30 AM – Classmateले eye-contact माग्दै signal दियो... Me:  (mouth movement): “#3 को answer दे न!” Classmate:  “#3 is your roll number bro 😐” मैंले त answer मागेँ, उ त मेरो जन्म सर्टिफिकेट verify गर्‍यो! 8:00 AM – Panic Time! Teacher:  “Time is running out!” Me (writing): 👉 “Life is also running out, Sir... Newton को law भन्दा म त आमा को law सम्झिरा छु – घर गएर कुटाइको ‘reaction’ तुरुन्तै आउँछ Sir!” 🥲 8:30 AM – Inspirational answer लेख्न सुरु गरियो Question:  “Define grav...

  🧠  Joke 1: “Engineer vs Reality” Engineer साथी:  म यस्तो bridge बनाउँछु, जुन नदी बिना पनि उभिन्छ! Reality:  सरकारी काममा त payment आउँदैन, तिमी नै डुब्छौ! 😂 #SmartJokes #EngineerNepal #NepaliWit #RealityCheck 🧠  Joke 2: “JPT Ko Fullform” Teacher:  JPT को full form के हो? Student:  “Just Pretending to Think.” Teacher:  त आजको assignment यही सोचमा गर! 😅 #NepaliClassroom #JPTWalaJoke #CleverNepaliJokes 🧠  Joke 3: “Oxygen Ma VAT” Government:  अब अक्सिजनमा पनि VAT लाग्नेछ। Public:  फेरी भन्छ—स्वस्थ जीवन तिमीले बनाउँछौ! 🙃 #NepaliPoliticsJoke #SmartHumor #OxygenCrisisSatire 🧠  Joke 4: “Job Description” Job Posting:  "Looking for a fresher with 10 years of experience." Nepali Applicant:  म जन्मँदै काम सुरु गरेको थिएँ, qualified छु! 😎 #SmartJokes #JobMarketReality #NepaliHumor #CVHoax 🧠  Joke 5: “Wi-Fi vs Relationship” Friend 1:  तेरो रिलेसनसिप कस्तो छ हजुर? Friend 2:  Wi-Fi जस्तै छ — password थाहा छै...

  🔞  Joke 6: “Chiya Ma Biscuit... GF Ma Risk It” GF:  तिमी मलाई चिया र बिस्कुटजस्तो किन सम्झन्छौ? BF:  किनभने... चिया बिना दिन सक्दिनँ बिस्कुट भिज्यो कि तुरुन्तै भत्किन्छ 😏 GF:  अनि म त? BF:  तिमी पनि त्यस्तै... emotional moment आयो कि तुरुन्त 'block' गरिदिन्छौ! 😆 #NepaliAdultHumor #TeaLove #FunnyRelationship #EmotionalDamage 🔞  Joke 7: “Momo Date” लड़्की:  आज म अफिस गएकी थिइनँ, surprise मा momo खुवाउला भनेको! लड़्का:  म त तेरो flat तिर surprise मा गएको थिएँ नि... लड़्की:  तर flat त खाली थियो! लड़्का:  हो नि, त्यसैले म kitchen मा momo पकाउँदै थिएँ... GF नभए पनि 🤫 #MomoLove #FunnyDateFail #NepaliAdultJokes 🔞  Joke 8: “Late Night Call” GF (midnight मा call गर्दै):  Baby, सुन न... निद्रा लागेन 😩 BF:  सुत न, counting sheep गर! GF:  Sheep त आउँछ, तर तिमी जस्तो 'wild' छैन 😉 BF:  अब त निदाउनु त झन् गाह्रो भो! 😅 #LateNightJokes #NepaliRomanceHumor #CoupleCalls #18PlusNepal 🔞  Joke 9: “Ghar Ma Cousin” आमाः...