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🧠 Joke 1: “Engineer vs Reality”

Engineer साथी: म यस्तो bridge बनाउँछु, जुन नदी बिना पनि उभिन्छ!
Reality: सरकारी काममा त payment आउँदैन, तिमी नै डुब्छौ! 😂
#SmartJokes #EngineerNepal #NepaliWit #RealityCheck

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🧠 Joke 2: “JPT Ko Fullform”

Teacher: JPT को full form के हो?
Student: “Just Pretending to Think.”
Teacher: त आजको assignment यही सोचमा गर! 😅
#NepaliClassroom #JPTWalaJoke #CleverNepaliJokes

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🧠 Joke 3: “Oxygen Ma VAT”

Government: अब अक्सिजनमा पनि VAT लाग्नेछ।
Public: फेरी भन्छ—स्वस्थ जीवन तिमीले बनाउँछौ! 🙃
#NepaliPoliticsJoke #SmartHumor #OxygenCrisisSatire

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🧠 Joke 4: “Job Description”

Job Posting: "Looking for a fresher with 10 years of experience."
Nepali Applicant: म जन्मँदै काम सुरु गरेको थिएँ, qualified छु! 😎
#SmartJokes #JobMarketReality #NepaliHumor #CVHoax

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🧠 Joke 5: “Wi-Fi vs Relationship”

Friend 1: तेरो रिलेसनसिप कस्तो छ हजुर?
Friend 2: Wi-Fi जस्तै छ — password थाहा छैन, speed कहिल्यै स्थिर हुँदैन, अनि कहिलेकाहीं आफै disconnect! 📶💔
#SmartNepaliJoke #RelationshipWiFi #ModernLifeJokes