Exam Joke in Nepali

 

🧠📚 "Final Exam Ko Faujdar"

(A Nepali student’s war against the exam system)

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Exam Hall, Morning 7:00 AM
Teacher: "Answer sheet distribute गर्‍यो है! Everyone silent!"
Me (confidently): “यो साल पक्का distinction आउने छ!”
(खल्तीमा लुकाएको cheat-note touch गर्दै मनमनै जय सरस्वती भन्न थालेको!)

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7:15 AM – Question Paper खुल्यो...
Question 1: “Explain Newton's 3rd Law with real-life example.”
Me: “Newton...? त्यो facebook मा motivational quote लेख्ने मान्छे हो?”

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7:30 AM – Classmateले eye-contact माग्दै signal दियो...
Me: (mouth movement): “#3 को answer दे न!”
Classmate: “#3 is your roll number bro 😐”
मैंले त answer मागेँ, उ त मेरो जन्म सर्टिफिकेट verify गर्‍यो!

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8:00 AM – Panic Time!
Teacher: “Time is running out!”
Me (writing):
👉 “Life is also running out, Sir...
Newton को law भन्दा म त आमा को law सम्झिरा छु –
घर गएर कुटाइको ‘reaction’ तुरुन्तै आउँछ Sir!” 🥲

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8:30 AM – Inspirational answer लेख्न सुरु गरियो
Question: “Define gravity.”
My Answer:
“Gravity is the reason I fall...
for marks, for love, and into depression after every exam.”
(टिचरले त निबन्ध सम्झिएछ 😭)

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9:00 AM – Last Question
“What is the function of mitochondria?”
Me (pure genius mode):
“Mitochondria is like my girlfriend...
घरमा छ, काम के गर्छ थाहा छैन!” 😎
(Science पनि रोयो होला answer पढेर...)

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Finally... Submission Time
Teacher: “सबै copy forward गर!”
Me (मनमनै): “Answer sheet त 1 mark को गुनासो पत्रजस्तो लाग्दैछ!" 😭

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RESULT DAY
Report Card: 14/100
Dad: “14 mark भनेको त exam होइन, घडीमा minute हो!” ⏰
Mom: “यो नाताले त तँलाई अरूले बाउ भन्छन्!”
Me: “At least pass त traffic signalमा मात्र हुन्छ Sir!”

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